NewAlterlite/resources/mainmenu/splashtext.txt

Custom Splashtext!
Established 2016
I see you
Bring me Kahveh!
Bang! Roti Canai Satu!
Bang! Teh Tarik Satu!
You accepted the End User License Agreement
Form a contract with me and become a ma-
Free for Life.
Eat the noodle!
I'll be there in 5 minutes!
If Anyone Khan, Genghis Khan.
All good things start with A. Example: A Doctor
All good things start with A. Example: A Lawyer
Love You, Pho Real.
Calculator? Why not Calcunow?
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
My dog ate my homework, so I ate him.
First man take drink, then drink take drink, then drink take man.
"Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient"
I love McDonalds in the morning.
Count not what you lost, but what is left.
I know when that hotline bling.
Tai Ni Po Ni
Wai Yu So Tan
Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot.
Please fall into the river carefully.
I speak Singlish, but my England is also very good!
We're gonna build a wall!
Do you wanna be a cyborg?
Don't look back!
Punchable Trees!
We have a phone...
All your base are belong to us
A Card on Eris!
I cast White Eyes Purple Dragon!
Please don't press on the durian
Win liao lo
BO JIO!
Come I clap for you
If you got this far, you can go further
You Khatib be kidding me.
Marsiling Fan is broken.
Hougang you come so late?
Sorry, I really need to pee, my Braddell is full.
Others may try but they Kent Ridge it.
Your Name Here.
Burn His House, Beat His Mother.
[Intensify Intensifies]
[Hacks you in Spanish]
People die when they are killed...
Long long ago, in a land far, far away...
Safety Torch!
Subtitles Available
[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES]
[yawns emotionally]
There are so many reasons not to kill yourselves!
Paradoxes sold separately.
If they look like a girl and act like a girl, it's probably a guy.
Its a Trap!!
I like Corn.
I'll send you to the Netherlands!
Get in the car
I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.
I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD- owait wrong game.
You're doing it wrong!
SONO CHI NO SADAME!!
To be continued...
It's all according to keikaku.
I'm willing to bey my virginity that it was Grimlock.
This guy won't die even if we kill him!
Being alone... feels so lonely.
Your resistance is a necessity.
Don't let your dreams just be dreams!
Let your dreams just be dreams!
Nyaa
Lurk moar
Brain Powered!
It's cold in Kalos
Because people die if they are killed
Technically incorrect, the worst type of incorrect
Luminize to the future
I can see forever
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Don't lose your way!
Where's Alfred?
Look, I researched dirt!
"It's [most definitely] yer boi!"
Bamboozled again!
You think I look funny? Well I have a knife heheheheheh.
They see me rollin' they hatin'
Mistakes were made.
Reuben will remember this
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Don't make obsidian tools!
Never take the easy way out, unless it involves pizza, then maybe you should reconsider.
Shoot the moon!
Soooooonnnnnnnnnnnn
If something is made of iron, is it ironic?
A small loan of 5 million Kyphers
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Do you really have to do this every morning?
Unlimited Bait Works
I am the Bone of my Sword
I am the meme of my sword
I am the slam of my jam
I am the bone of my cake
They see me mowin' my front lawn!
pls
You know the rules, well so do I!
Never gonna give you up
Play everyday until you like it!
Its super effective!
Wake me up inside
My life is a lie
I'll kill you so hard you will die to death
Prepare your wallets for steam sales
Hide yo money, Hide yo wallets! Its sale time!
Irisviel is best waifu.
Keep the Earth clean, it isn't Uranus
Help! We've fallen and we can't get up!
3spook5me
You're a wizard Harry
Can't touch this
Hodor
You must construct additional pylons!
Do not play this during a college lecture.
top kek
One does not simply steal steel.
What is your modus operandi
Screw the rules, I have mana!
Skyrim Shuffle
Haters gotta hate
I'm Jarl Balgruuf and I be ballin'
I am not a man, but neither am I a boy.
:D
I love... LOOOOVEEEE Moist Towelettes!
Trololololololololol
You're lying Morgan!
Don't get too close!
Fight For Quiescence
Endure Emptiness
Not this shit again
The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
My friends call me Dan, girls call me Tonight.
Breathe now!
Embrace the powerful tacos!
1366x768 is best resolution.
Owh! Happy dust!
The kitchen is a deadly place
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUELLLL!!!!
I think the Jarl can't keep things under control.
I dare you to do a Rocket Jump
Row row, fight teh powah!
AND HIS NAME IS-
A heist has been started by ya boi.
Woohoo chair stream!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Wow such meme
All hail the great chair!
I went on reddit today...
Top 10 swordsman in anime
Hibiki is best ship girl
By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!
Exploitable!
Your Nether Gonna Get Outta Here.
Splatoon squid girls are laifu
I'm gonna raid your house... TO USE YOUR TOILET!!
Villager #3 is illuminati confirmed.
Villager #47 likes cake.
Are you willing to make your house out of Bedrock?
It was my secret!
You need to go deeper, we know you can
Good Morning! Vault-Tec calling!
[dramatic music]
I... still don't get it.
MINECRAFT!! ITS MY ADDICTION!!
What is happening!?
The floor is lava!
I can't find Resonant Ender :(
ITS TIME TO DUEL!!!!
Now with Pirates!
Sticks and Stones!
Technically unbalanced
Technically balanced
[solos mid lane]
Nerf This!!
Turtles not included
Technical Difficulties included
Who you gonna call? Tech Support!
Be careful in the dark!
Keep caves lit up!
Top is missing!
[nerfing intensifies]
Gotta love that futurefunk
We are number one, hey!
Live near a river for the best view!
Strategical bases is key
Contract Signing!
Turrets sold seperately
Your ad here.
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Something Happened.
Press CTRL+R for a new splash text!
Do you know da wae?
I can sho da wae~
Hello There!
Your son is very impressive, you must be very proud.
Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.
Not just the men, but the women and children too!
Oh, I don't think so
Use my knowledge. I beg you.
There's a problem on the horizon.
There's no horizon.
General Kenobi !!!
Name an iconic duo, I'll wait.
I feel like I've been in this place before...
Evacuate the city, Engage all defenses, And get tihs man a seat
The senate will decide your fate
I have the power to save the one you love
The negotiations were short.
Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Oh the stories the Jedi wouldn't tell you.
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Fool! I have been trained in your chopping arts by Cheff Ramsey!
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power!
You turned her against me!
You are a bold one
[marching sounds]
I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi
This is where the main() begins.
Coffee sold separately.
Cousin!
Let's go bowling!
Battle Dynamite Warehouse.
Do you want to play Fight Againsh Demon?
You excitement has reached the climax.
Don't touch me Frodo.
I feel far from good
Your already you know what is a defeat.
Come the chicken of the east
Jump to Symbol Definition
Humanity has Declined
But the west will rule the galaxy again
Game time started
You are the Nest, Melon
Finally, we will do backstroke
I say you got toast to me
You and that pair of pigeons don't think going anywhere
You two careful, he is a big
The geography that I stands compares you superior
I am a Speedbump from Chinatown,
Make the Empire great again!
Adult, you were caught
What a beautiful duwang!
Your breakfast is ready.
The Final Hopeless Situation
The program will be lost.
I have snooker supremo own command
We need your hopeless restructuring
Burn your own base, and destroy their cars
Do not stop pile of old books
First Army to take over the galaxy
Emotional expansion
Please participate in the happy buzz
Why do you come from barren land?
Boat is too small, too close
Big! I saw him!
It will be like an egg hit the door as
If she was wrong, she must know why it is correct
This is the original power.
If you open the mystery, please check your behavior
Lay down your arms, hands up and fight with scum
Who farted?
I stimulated the conflict soul
We must be burned first round of fire.
Your voice has not been detected.
The screen is not of blue.
You are the golden one.
Beware The Big Sad!
Now with multiple world types!
You laugh now, wait till you get home.
Come with me if you want to live!
The Game
Almost broke from an explosion!
We are men, manly man!
The disabled must be solved
My goodness you've grown.
Dedicate the barbecue for your speaker.
Pull the name of the gram.
Do not take the elevator to do the game.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Everybody is good
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
They began the end of the world
Become us to the world to hope so
Subscribe to PewDiePie!
The land is retreating tomorrow
He returns incredibly on the hoof
Always there are two. No more, no less.
I am for ordinary monkey
I feel far from good
I have a bad feeling about this
I don't feel so good...
Worry not, we are for the big.
The Game, You lost it.
Everything ends, the peaceful is willing to.
You have the power to be inserted in large Titan.
Very good, the ratio is very prosperous.
Do not become part of garbage
You are defeated by me
Twice the pride, double the fall.
No boat will be allowed to take off or land until further notice.
I want pictures of Spiderman!
Energetic Victorious Kumquat
S U C C THE D U C C
We'll bang, okay?
Steak, Liara. I think about when there's so much steak.
I downloaded some video footage. Footage of cats.
Hello? Is this the future?
Our security forces are limited
I used to work in the sawmill.
Legend of the Legends
Legends of the Legend
Become Human
You survived...
Zero Chemistry Romance
You'll do whatever I say
Do humans think?
Is this a pigeon?
What is that large light?
It's over! I have the sand!
Resonant Frames!
Looking for something? Go find it!
Welcome aboard, Captain.
All systems online
Civilization is flourishing
Civilization is diminishing
ResidentSleeper
PEPEGA
The dark one calls...
You better not steal my muffin!
Do not get lost, you will not survive it.
Send this to your best friend
You so precious when you smile
Beware he risens
The day of green is upon us
Hmmmmmm
Is this a pie?
You had one job
It is time for your redemption
Oh that's nasty
You want to do what?
Eat the brownie
How Knot To Hang A Painting
Beware of the Earworm
Obi-Wan senses the stop button
Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin
Revenge of the Sand
Rise of Darth Sand
The Tragedy of Darth Sand
The Phantom of the Oak Steak
Duel of the Fates
Almost heaven...
West virginia...
Mountain mama...
Country roads, take me home!
Country roads, take me home! To the place... I belong!
Beware the Irish man.
She took the kids.
H E L L O
Now recruiting: Master of Memology
Venti Double Frappucino Cappucino Whipped
The Fish Tank needs Water!
You're going to have a bad time
Battle Against A True Hero
One of these are not like the other
Wings!
Snacc attack!
Wanted: Master of Trolling
The Most Insane Gaming Setup
Nepu Nepu Nepu
Phanerozoic
Now with soundtrack!
For  you
C R A B R A V E
Let the bass kick!
Now, it is ourcraft too!
Let me show you, the dark side!
Reacting to my reactions of reactions
Hej, Hej Monika
It's time for BONUS MEME!!!
But can you do this?
$399, that's a great price!
Minecraft && Chill
Zelda && Chill
Start over from Scratch, I dare you!
Before The Dark Times
It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.
It was a LEGEND of DARK.
Beware the tornados!